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/ ASCII a stupid question, you get an \
\ EBCDIC answer. /
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< Avoid reality at all costs. >
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< God is real, unless declared integer. >
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|o_o |
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< All constants are variables. >
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|o_o |
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/ Some of my readers ask me what a \
| "Serial Port" is. The answer is: I. |
| dont't know. Is it some kind of wine |
\ you have with your breakfast? /
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< Swap read error. You lose your mind. >
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/ Real Users are afraid they'll break the \
| machine -- but they're never afraid to |
\ break your face. /
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|o_o |
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/ Premature optimization is the root of \
| all evil. |
| |
\ -- D.E. Knuth /
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/ Writing software is more fun than \
\ working. /
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|o_o |
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/ One of the most overlooked advantages \
| to computers is... If they do foul up, |
| there's no law against whacking them |
| around a little. |
| |
\ -- Joe Martin /
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|o_o |
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