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/ ASCII a stupid question, you get an \
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< Avoid reality at all costs.         >
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< God is real, unless declared integer. >
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< All constants are variables.          >
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/ Some of my readers ask me what a      \
| "Serial Port" is. The answer is: I.   |
| dont't know. Is it some kind of wine  |
\ you have with your breakfast?         /
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< Swap read error. You lose your mind. >
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/ Real Users are afraid they'll break the \
| machine -- but they're never afraid to  |
\ break your face.                        /
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/ Premature optimization is the root of \
| all evil.                             |
|                                       |
\ -- D.E. Knuth                         /
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/ Writing software is more fun than \
\ working.                          /
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/ One of the most overlooked advantages  \
| to computers is... If they do foul up, |
| there's no law against whacking them   |
| around a little.                       |
|                                        |
\ -- Joe Martin                          /
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